Elmer Fudd's 1000 Yard Stare

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Elmer Fudd's 1000 Yard Stare is a two-pitch trad and aid climbing route in Rabbit Valley, Grand Junction. The 150-foot route has a moderate 5.8 YDS rating with C1+ aid options. It sits on sandstone cliffs near McDonald Creek parking, accessible by a short hike downstream and up the canyon. The climb begins on the left side of the formation, starting with a short bombay that narrows into an offwidth crack. Climbers transition to a ledge system before reaching the second pitch, which features a 4-5 inch crack protected by #3 Camalots. Midway up the second pitch, aid sections give way to free climbing with nut placements. The rock deteriorates slightly near the summit, but the climbing remains easy. Anchors include three pins at the base of the second pitch and a slung blob on the summit. A short rappel off the backside allows for an easy walk back to packs. The route is south-facing, pet-friendly, and typically takes about five hours. It offers views of the river and surrounding desert landscape.